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MARQUEZ
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AKA: Grandma
Position: Coach
Text Message: Fool!
Drag Alter Ego: Tulita Pepsi
PROFILE
The all star seasoned pro and Falcon mastermind continues playing along side the team that started all the rage! The stoic leader continues to keep the flock in line and in the nest (cawk!) by creating not one, but two teams in 2008.
FAN PREDICTION
It's a gold mine! From Falcons C and D teams, to promoting his assistant Coach, to pushing key players in the limelight all season long, the mastermind of the group now has even greater challenges ahead. At press time, the Falcons t-shirt sales were high, the soundtrack on ITunes is being released, a new sports magazine, the web site, the fundraisers, the travelling Falcon teams, and even rumors of a pin-up calendar is a dream team in the making. Can both teams go to World Series?
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MINI
Number: 13
AKA: Mini
Position: Asst. Coach
Text Message: grrrrllll!
Drag Alter Ego: Summer Clearance
PROFILE
The bad boy of the Falcons continues his legacy capturing the media spotlight often. As a Falcon player, his star power continues to shine brighter than Angelina Jolie. At Press time, rumors of Mini and Paris' Hilton's greek boyfriend making out in the Rite Aid parking lot was reported by TMZ.
FAN PREDICTION
Our resident hero has been a media darling as much as Ling Ling. It's no wonder Coach Marquez promoted his protege to Coach the baby Falcons. Expect this half of the dynamic duo to take the Falcons to even greater heights!
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B-O-B
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AKA: B-O-B
Position: Right Field
Pager Message: 1-800-NEED-A-CELL
Drag Alter Ego: Dot Matrix
PROFILE
The 2006 year gave rise to a MVP that fans' cheered "B-O-B" from the stands. This seasoned pro is the "charming" one who's Disney-esque personality continues to give the Falcon's a sense of innocense and values.
FAN PREDICTION
It's a no brainer. After the quiet 2007 season, BOB continues to step out into the limelight and grab headlines all his own. We predict another good year, like a fine wine! |
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RICHARD
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AKA:
Position: 3rd Base
Text Message:
Drag Alter Ego: Wanda Condition
PROFILE
Since 2007, the quiet Falcon remains a key player for the team. This smooth operator manages to keep a low profile, play hard and keep the hits coming. It's the recipe for success.
FAN PREDICTION
If there is a dark horse of the players, it could be this one. With low profile sightings, barely a blip on the papparazzi screen, this player could go from 0 to 1000 in the papparazzi shutter, if his publicist puts him in front of the camera this year.
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GUERRERO
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AKA: Stud
Position: 2nd Base
Text Message: ;-)
Drag Alter Ego: Hedda Gobbler
PROFILE
The amazing Falcon all-star continues his winning streak as one of the Falcons' most beloved and outstanding players. As a softballer wife, this one is sure thing, every time!
FAN PREDICTION
Easy. The success of this player continues to shine! Coach Marquez has tapped him to help with the development of the newest Falcons, and with this "gold member" we can only predict the talent will rub off.
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DOUBLE GG
Number: 00
AKA: Double GG
Position: Pitcher
Text Message: 00
Drag Alter Ego: Bang Bang Le Desh
PROFILE
This testosterone filled player keeps the ptiches coming hard and high. As a seasoned veteran, this player continues representing his team in a way no one else can. Blond, hunky and married, this one continues beign a fan favorite!
FAN PREDICTION
Hands down, the most dependable straight up person you'll meet. His no nononsense persona manages to escape any bad press. We predict yet another strong year for this one!
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MANAIA
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AKA:
Position: Pitcher
Text Message:
Drag Alter Ego: Crystal De Canter
PROFILE
Our resident Hawaiian goddess has had a bumpy ride since 2006. As a rotation pitcher, Manaia continues to keep a low profile, especially after the recent stalker incident.
FAN PREDICTION
We predict this one will remain quiet through the season given the replacement status. Yet, there's a strong possibility that if the cards are right, he'll make a comeback by year end if the powers that be mix a certain Falcon with a certain Havoc. There'a story lingering, and we think it may come to light by mid season.
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MARTY
Number: 2
AKA: Black Lightening
Position: Out field
Text Message:
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CHA-CHI
Number: 69
AKA: Cha-ChA
Position: Short Stop
Text Message: OMG!
Drag Alter Ego: Cha-Cha
PROFILE
The Falcon that turned the team upside down, over and on its knees during 2007 will continue his wild ride again this year. This all-star favorite whose stunning green eyes makes him the Elizabeth Taylor of the Falcons: He's lured more men to the dug outs than Oprah did to her book club.
FAN PREDICTION
Papparazzi continues to follow him since the internet sex tape scandal that exploded into overnight fame. At press time, he's been seen frequently in Pasadena with K-Fed's baby mama, Shar Jackson and Countess Vaughn. The comeback kid appears to be quite strong this season. Check out myspace.com/greeneyes_chaz for this shinging star. |
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BRANDON
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AKA: Brandilicious
Position: 1st Base
Text Message:
Drag Alter Ego: Dinah Cancer
PROFILE
This now season veteran steps out from outfield to cover 1st base. As the tallest of the group, he races around the bases like an ostrich on exstacy. But, the new bad boy in town is creating a flurry of bar hi-jinks and bar brawls that pale by comparison to any other Falcon yet.
FAN PREDICTION
Voted class clown 2007, we know this will be yet another smashin year for the B. We know the SCORE is all over this one as the papparaazi loves him!
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DUG
Number: 20
AKA: Dug E Fresh
Position: Left Field
Text Message: "STFU"
Drag Alter Ego: Shalinda
PROFILE
A former carnie who juggled, rode unicycles and walked on hands will be putting those skills to the test as one of the Falcon's newest rookies. The "work it out" player has been spotted playing poker and "go fish" at the local Senior Center.
FAN PREDICTION
It's anticipated that this quick talkin' dude will be featured on a number of forthcoming fundraisers to the keep the freshness of the Falcons C team alive and well. A positive move more the Coach camp.
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DARREN
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AKA:
Position:
Text Message:
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GLENN
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AKA:
Position:
Text Message:
Drag Alter Ego: Tess Tickle
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JETER
Number: 69
AKA: Jeets
Position: Outfield
Text Message: 69
Drag Alter Ego: Lena Over
PROFILE
The original Falcon that created a season of havoc in 2006/2007, makes a surprising comeback. Playing ball like a seasoned pro, this may be the year Jeters earns his wings.
FAN PREDICTION
The return of the original #69 drops the Havoc and gets back to business of playing ball. with a new attitude, and "B" level playing, Jeter is predicted to finally earn his wings.
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